Okay, so here I go. I don't really know where to start, so I'll start with a brand I like. Jones New York is a good one and here is a cute duo, jacket and top.
Price at just under $300.00
WHAT?
That's right, $300.00
Let's try for the heck of it something called sexydresses.com
This would be truly frightening on me. For every one of those little ladder rungs, I could show a roll of fat. No underwear, I guess--or you tape it in place. Masking or Scotch--that's the real question. Let's try something called instyle.com.
This would be good if I were going for the William Faulkner's Rose for Emily look--she's the one that sleeps with a human corpse for several decades, all for love. Or the Bette Davis/Baby Jane look previously posted about further down. I'll pass.
I guess this is okay, but I already have a bathrobe in my school colors . This has a distinct Dalai Lama feel to me and I will pass on it as well.
I'm feeling weary, dear reader, and I haven't left my chair.
Liz Claiborne is always stylish. So let's go there next.
Good god. I outweigh this woman by at least fifty pounds and I'm proud of it. I think they sometimes give out feed sacks at Hannaford's so why stop by there and save the money?
This has to be the same woman. I ain't got toothpick legs. And sleeveless? In New England?
Even Jesus thinks THAT'S funny. Yeah, well, he never had to do this, did he?
All right, so finally I find a cool outfit. It's Liz. No surprise there.
Three pieces for just a little over $700.00.
This only took all afternoon. Maybe I'll stick with the wardrobe I have. The look I have.
I haven't actually fielded any complaints. Soon I will try and navigate the waters of makeup application. Hold tight, dear reader.
A bientot
love,
becky
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